Ronald Hart is a syndicated op-ed humorist, award-wining author and TV/radio commentator. His columns are carried in over forty newspapers and online publications including USA Today, Forbes, The Dally Caller, Orange County Register, Dallas News and Panama City News Herald.

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Mitt Romney heads south

With one response to a CNN reporter's cheap shot, Newt Gingrich resurrected his campaign. When John King asked Newt about the comment from an ex-wife that he had asked for "an open marriage," Newt leveled the guy – and won South Carolina. Newt discovered that evangelical Republicans dislike, even more than infidelity, a smug, biased, leftist "moderator."

Oddly, women seem to let the open marriage thing slide. As for men, the only thing most men would prefer to an open marriage is an open bar. If you combine that with football on a flat-screen HD TV and serve hot wings, you would carry 99 percent of the straight male vote.

Newt getting newer and more blonde wives could be good for the economy. Any time a man marries his mistress it is a job creator, because then he will need to add a new mistress.

Just imagine how much fun it would be to have Newt in the White House and a new First Lady every two years.

Newt was floundering. He apologized for his...full column text

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