Ronald Hart is a syndicated op-ed humorist, award-wining author and TV/radio commentator. His columns are carried in over forty newspapers and online publications including USA Today, Forbes, The Daily Caller, Orange County Register, Dallas News and Panama City News Herald.
Ron's latest column...
Partying over protection at the Secret Service
In the wake of an ongoing series of embarrassing security breaches, Secret Service Director Julia Pierson resigned last week. She is thinking about going into something new and exciting – like security.
The fence jumper got so far into the White House that he ran into Hillary Clinton's decorator, measuring for new drapes. In addition, a member of the housekeeping staff found evidence that previously undiscovered gunshots had hit the building. Joe Biden was ruled out as the shooter, as he has no shot at the White House.
Joseph Clancy of Comcast Cable was appointed to replace Pierson. Any knife-wielding White House intruders will now have to schedule their assaults "sometime between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. on Tuesdays or Thursdays," then be frustrated into surrendering.
For those keeping score at home, pencil tips are snapping in frustration. The Secret Service is just another bloated federal agency, like the VA, that's spared from consequences and is even rewarded...full column text
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